Laundromat Confessional

A Storytelling Event Inspired by Jeremy Hansen’s Exhibition

WASHING MACHINE WORKOUT SESSION

(which has nothing to do with laundromats) 

October 23, 2025
 River’s Edge Gallery | 3024 Biddle Ave
 6 PM – Cocktails & Mingling
 7–8:30 PM – Live Storytelling (Jeremy & Friends)
 Vinyl Party to Follow

Hosted by Miranda Clark of James Oliver & owner of Promenade Gallery

 
Laundromat Confessional is an evening of raw, real, and refreshingly unexpected storytelling — where the spin cycle of life takes center stage.

Inspired by the rhythmic chaos of the pressures of life and the surreal, sweat-soaked art of Jeremy Hansen, this one-night-only event brings together voices that tumble through the bizarre, the heartfelt, and the hilariously human.

Storytellers : Jeremy Hansen, Nick Ford, Andrew McFarland, Jennifer Metzer, Mark Moehlig, (of Course) P Helen Alson with other surprise guests

 Come for the stories, stay for the vibes:

 Drinks provided | BYOB encouraged Vinyl party immediately following storytelling Bring a friend. Bring a story. Bring a bottle. Just don’t bring your laundry. (Wakka wakka.)

 About the Exhibit

WASHING MACHINE WORKOUT SESSION
Jeremy Hansen’s latest work throws sweat, surrealism, and suds into the spin cycle — a chaotic celebration of movement, repetition, and the weird poetry of everyday life.
It has nothing to do with laundromats. We promise.

 No RSVP required — but shares, likes & early arrival is encouraged.
This is a community event, open to all who appreciate a good story, a good drink, and good company.